I have been eating abnormally large fruit these days - not sure why, but the bigger the better.
I cut the apple in half because it was much too large to eat otherwise (and no sarah, I did not wash the apple). I then began cutting slices but I only cut one at a time and then eat the one slice.
Then three, then four.
I am eating my apple and I am happy.
Then I start looking at my apple. The portion where the seeds are held was white, then I looked closer, it was furry - a furry whiteness on the inside of my apple.
Then I found what I think/am almost 100% positive was a worm. (the little red thing above).
Then I found what I think/am almost 100% positive was a worm. (the little red thing above).Yet again all of this on the inside on my half eaten apple.
From then on I decided to stay away from abnormally large fruit.
From then on I decided to stay away from abnormally large fruit.Today I was eating a banana - an average sized, yellow banana..
From now on, I will not buy fruit from Ralphs, somethings up.
And I saw this... Whatever it is, I am sure it was not supposed to be there. I have eating bananas for awhile now and never seen the likes of the stem protuding from my banana. And again of course, all was noticed after I had consumed said banana......
From now on, I will not buy fruit from Ralphs, somethings up.

1 comments:
Kill me...this is exactly why I appreciate processed food. :) ha ha ha
I am thrilled you know this song because I was singing it a few days ago (no idea why) and by the time I got to oples and bononos verse, Alex was dying. He had never heard of this song and thought I was just making up some non-sensical song. Delights me to no end that you know it.
Any sign of the Kidney brochure yet?!
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